First Principle: Idiots embrace bad guys, bad guys exploit idiots

Core Purpose: Purify your fans, filter out the middle to high IQ ones, leaving only the purest; this is what the Miaowadi token workshop loves

➣ First Method: Unique persona, clever naming

- The illusory phoenix establishes a name, cleverly designs a golden body with skin and bones

- When creating an account, it must be simple and crude; definitely avoid using English names. For male accounts, use 'Crypto Circle XX' or 'Web3 XX'; for female accounts, imitate names of welfare girls. Of course, the account's gender doesn't have to match yours; you can pretend to be a Walmart shopping bag even if you're queer.

- Be sure to fill out the bio and effectively use '｜' as a separator; the key is to add a commission link to the exchange at the end.

➣ Second Method: Aggressively increase followers, top stream parachuting

- Golden fans rise overnight; puppets pretend to be fifty thousand soldiers.

- Don't believe in the value output theory anymore; writing articles to attract fans is exhausting. Just search 'buy followers' on Twitter, click into any website, and consider spending a few dozen bucks to get yourself fifty thousand followers.

- It's worth mentioning that follower studios should thoughtfully prepare 'KOL essential packages' costing thousands a year to help you fake every tweet. Even if you just post a pile of shit, you can still get 10,000 views, 200 likes, and 100 retweets, ensuring you look good in front of others.

- Of course, discovering the fakes is also simple. Click 'retweet' to view 'retweeters,' and you can easily spot them, but the goal is to filter out those with judgment.

➣ Third Method: Edge-cutting suggestive images, baiting straight hooks

- Soft smoke draped spring images, pungent bait hooks catch the viewer's eye.

- If it's a female account, make sure all posts revolve around edgy content. A Degen used to K-line research will definitely stop at an alluring, pretentious female account teaching you how to trade coins.

- If the operator isn't a woman, that's fine too; search 'internet celebrity image packages' or 'display faces' on Telegram, and you'll find thousands of images to use for a lifetime.

- Regular tweets should also be consistent; use double entendres whenever possible and push the edges.

- Example: Someone... is really hungry at home; let's eat together below.

➣ Fourth Method: Drama scripts, aiming at private parts

- Will truly remember the wind and moon case, and the lotus poem changes filthy language.

- Whenever there's a meeting or a situation where male and female KOLs appear together, never forget to hype up the script. Provide several optional angles: who slept with whom / who got caught with aai mei / who had a miscarriage / who cheated on whom.

Example: I have a 10-minute video of the KOL from the vast fields of Buzhidao; if you need it, like and retweet, and I'll DM you!

➣ Fifth Method: Pretend mutual following to attract peers

- Embroidered doors with hanging pearls half closed; cold eyes and lowered brows act lofty.

- A qualified account needs not only support from casual fans but also the attention of peers for evaluation. Pretending to mutually follow is a good tactic; even though you never follow back, who can remember you with thousands of tweets every day? One follower is one follower, right?

- The key is to create the illusion of a high and aloof account with many followers and few engagements; unsuspecting passersby will be tempted at a glance.

➣ Sixth Method: Fake giveaways, violent traffic generation

- Colorful clouds scatter empty promises; copper stench gathers countless stars.

- If there's nothing to post, just play around with giveaways. The images must look like rural posters you'd see when grandma rushes to grab discounted eggs at the supermarket, with five big words 'Lucky Draw!' saturated to the max.

- Don't care if it's a real giveaway, a fake one, or no giveaway at all; as long as you gain real followers, you've made a profit. If all else fails, spill some insider info from your studio's small account; it's not hard.

➣ Seventh Method: Be serious, shock and awe

- Thunder breaks through falsehood; sudden rain confuses the masses.

- Every day, keep saying 'the big one is coming.' What kind of big one doesn't matter; you can be vague, and no one can verify. Potential angles include fud celebrities/fud exchanges/fud dapps.

- Example: A certain yellow exchange was hacked; hurry and withdraw your coins!

➣ Eighth Method: Upward socializing for successful whitewashing

- Toad Palace whimsically builds a green cloud ladder, borrowing the moon to cleanse muddy filth.

- Simply having accounts within a matrix share and plagiarize content is not enough to stand out; the key is to learn to flatter those above you. Whether it's cz, heyi, or Brother Sun, all should be notified with the little bell, and as soon as they tweet, go comment immediately.

- Even though 199,000 out of your 200,000 followers are fake, to be honest, cz from his perspective can't discover that you're a fake. He has no mutual follows to verify and is too far removed to discern the content, so you can boldly interact and DM; if you deceive one, that's a win.

➣ Ninth Method: Narrative pollution, flawless execution

- Ink splashes stain and distort the truth; tongue-chewing ruins names without blemish.

- Faking too much inevitably leads to being dissed. At this time, embody the spirit of being shameless, understand that 'black-red is also red,' and don't be afraid of being criticized; be afraid of not being criticized.

- Use narrative pollution to counter narrative hegemony. For example, if a truly top KOL disses you for showing off your looks, just openly admit it; without a bottom line, there’s no basis for accusation.

By mastering these nine methods, one becomes invincible; regardless of whether you have dropped out of vocational school or are a security captain in the real world, in the Web3 world, you are a shining KOL admired by all.

Persist in operation for a full cycle, ensuring that your audience is filtered to be purer than Ding Zhen, guaranteeing that you receive endless advertisements worth 50 U.