In 2024, you are over 30, after being laid off you don't want to deliver takeout or drive for Didi, and you invest all your savings into airdrops.
You are very cautious, only choosing to participate in high funding + large VCs + popular sectors. You spent three months on Twitter, carefully writing down in Notion: Linea, Scroll, Babylon, Story, Monad.
As you get older, you can only participate for a maximum of 8 hours a day. You don't want to choose projects that are too competitive; you see KOL recommendations on Twitter for projects with good backgrounds and certain barriers to entry. You think even if you don't make a lot, at least you can make a small profit, right? It shouldn't be possible to do worse than Web2 finance.
The diligent first half of the year has passed, and in the second half you welcome the first returns from Scroll. Besides many low-quality accounts earning less than 200 points and making nothing, at least you recovered some gas fees. You taste a little sweetness, but it's not much.
Your girlfriend of 7 years urges you to get married. You count the numbers in your account and grit your teeth, promising that the bull market in 2025 is no problem. Every night before you sleep, you lie in bed imagining the joy of being eligible for airdrops, tossing and turning for an hour before drifting off to sleep.
Time comes to 2025, and at the beginning of the year, Bitcoin reaches 100,000. In the first quarter, you are very excited; many crops planted last year are just waiting to be harvested this year.
Story was issued, but it seems like it wasn't. To be honest, you feel very discouraged because you invested a lot of human resources into this, but you think it’s okay; setbacks in airdrops are inevitable, and you still have other projects this quarter that promised to issue.
Then Linea keeps getting delayed. You mumble to yourself, having withdrawn your funds long ago, but the price of ETH has dropped significantly compared to when you invested. You feel very upset, selling ETH to buy Sol at 180, thinking it could help you recover.
In April, Babylon finally came. You excitedly open the airdrop website, then calculate the numbers and find out that you can't even recover the gas fees.
Suddenly, you can't hold it anymore; you break down, you are angry, but you can't find anything to vent this anger on.
You think of your weight that has skyrocketed due to long periods of sitting and not exercising,
think of the boring hours clicking the mouse in front of the computer, think of the promise you made to your girlfriend last year,
think of your parents back home,
think of the countless nights lying in bed imagining being eligible.
You are very angry, but you can't find anything to vent this anger on #加密市场回调 $SOL $ETH
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