Let’s be real. By 2026, Elon Musk is going to announce that Tesla has migrated its car firmware to Solana for “low-latency autopilot transactions.” Meanwhile, BlackRock will launch $ETHEFT a physically-backed ETF of Vitalik’s tweets. Ethereum gas fees will be so high you’ll need a mortgage to mint a sandwich. Meanwhile, Cardano devs are still writing Haskell in caves and calling it “peer-reviewed latency.” Crypto isn’t about tech anymore it’s about who can create the best illusion of utility while dropping a token faster than you can say zk-rollup.

And yes, I’d still ape in.