Binance just became a zoo

Just voted for a coin named Walrus, because clearly that's what my portfolio was missing a semi aquatic mammal with on-chain data availability. Next, I’m going all in on Grass, because I too want to decentralize my lawn. Meanwhile, someone’s staking in Plume, which sounds like a perfume brand but apparently solves RWA with fairy dust. Binance vote section feels like a psych ward I'm not even researching tokens anymore, I'm just picking whatever sounds like a Minecraft mob. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if they listed $BRICK: "a modular, scalable, DeFi-native building material." And I'd still buy it. Twice.