Trumpโs "Trade Awards" ๐
๐จ๐ณ China: 67% tariff (only on gadgets Trump doesnโt use, like solar panels) โ๏ธ๐ฑ
๐ฌ๐ง UK: 30% on whiskey (because angry tweets + scotch = disaster) ๐ฅ๐ข
๐ป๐ณ Vietnam: 90% on shoes (so Nike can say "Just Donโtโฆ Import") ๐โ
๐ฏ๐ต Japan: 64% on trucks (because Trump only trusts vehicles with his name on them) ๏ฟฝ๐
๐ฎ๐ณ India: 24% on medical devices (even hospitals got a "bill" from Trump) ๐๐ฐ
๐ช๐บ EU: 39% on cheese (because America only accepts "Cheese in a Can") ๐ง๐บ๐ธ
๐ฐ๐ญ Cambodia: 10% (they wonโฆ by not selling anything Trump noticed) ๐
Winner? America! (โฆand by "America," we mean trade lawyers and tariff collectors.) ๐ธ๐
