📢 Want to be a full-time crypto trader? Get ready for more sweat than scalp in memecoin! 🤯💹
People see a beautiful chart, a TikTok video with the sound "buy low, sell high" and think:
🎯 "That's it! I'm going to quit everything and live off trading in the crypto world!"
But the reality... is more like a mix of coffee, nervousness, and regret with a 3-block delay.
🕘 Professional trader's routine (Web3 degen version):
9 AM (or 3 AM?)
📉 Checks what Bitcoin did while you were sleeping:
Spoiler: dropped, rose, dropped again, all in 15 minutes.
10 AM
📰 Sees if Asia is melting down or pumping some memecoin created in a Tokyo neighborhood.
11 AM - 2 PM
🔥 Active moment. Every 5 minutes:
– Enters a trade
– Feels confident
– Sees the chart reverse
– Exits at a loss
– Repeats
2:30 PM
✍️ Closes everything, updates the diary with phrases like:
– "Don't trade on an empty stomach."
– "Don't follow the influencer's X."
– "Never leverage on Shiba 3.0 again."
4 PM
🔎 Chooses the tokens for the next day based on technical analysis, market sentiment… and a bit of astrology.
🧘♂️ Want some advice? Meditate.
Because the market is going to test your emotions more than your ex.
💡 Final tip for newbies:
✔️ Start small
✔️ Use simulators
✔️ Have a stop loss
✔️ And accept: you will make mistakes. But you can learn.
Anyway ? Is it possible to be a trader in this crazy world ?
Yes, it is! But being a trader in the crypto world is like trying to tame a bull... with unstable Wi-Fi and FOMO by your side. 😅 ROFL
🎢 Trading is beautiful… in theory. In practice, it's a roller coaster with a chart glued to your face and your capital at risk.
🧐 So, are you going to be a crypto trader or are you still wondering if "buy the dip" is advice or provocation? Comment below, volatility warrior! 😂👇
