#ILOVE$TRUMP
Trump is launching the TRUMP coin and declares:
— This is the most genius cryptocurrency! It is supported by all the best people, including me!
The next day, TRUMP falls to zero. The advisor is in a panic:
— Mr. Trump, people have lost all their money!
Trump shrugs:
— Fake news. I haven't lost anything.
Advisor:
— But all the investors are furious! What should we tell them?
Trump, putting on golf gloves:
— Tell them they were just holding the coin wrong.
