$RSR 📈 Day 1: +16.57M – “Alright, slow gains, but green is green. We vibing. 😎📊”
💀 Day 2: -87.93M – “BRUH. WHO pressed the self-destruct button?! 😵💫🔥”
🐳 Day 3: +63.02M – “Oh, so the whales decided to eat AFTER wrecking us? Typical. 😂”
🤔 Day 4: +51.69M – “Hmm… maybe I should get back in?”
🚀 Day 5: +85.45M – "WHY DIDN’T I HODL?! I played myself. AGAIN. 😭📉"
Lesson learned: The market has two moods—wreck your portfolio or pump right after you sell. No in-between. 🤡💸