#SECCryptoRoundtable As of March 22, 2025, crypto is a roller coaster ride with $BTC soaring past $85,000 while X buzzes with fear and FOMO. The SEC Crypto Conference, taking place today, promises to 'regulate responsibly,' but I've decoded: this is a heist by Wall Street to seize your digital freedom!

Get ready—this revelation will shock you and save your wallet.