lol you still can get happy ending with what's left why wife

😭I'm sorry, Mom and Dad. I may never be able to afford a wife in this lifetime because I've lost all my money in the crypto market. I can't sleep well at night, I don't want to play anymore, but I want to break even. If I work as a screw worker for a month and earn an extra five thousand, can I still break even

It's a joke or what
never trust anyone