🚨 Pi Network: The World's First Blockchain-Based Cult? 🤡💀

Alright, Pi believers, gather around. It’s been YEARS since this so-called “revolutionary” project started, and y’all are still pressing that mining button like it’s the last hope for financial freedom. Spoiler alert: It’s not.

You’re not “mining” Pi. You’re farming copium. 🌱💨

No open mainnet.

No real liquidity.

No major exchange listing.

Just vibes, referral scams, and a never-ending “soon.”

Meanwhile, real crypto traders are out here making actual money while you’re hyping up imaginary wealth. Bro, at this point, even Monopoly money has more utility than Pi.

But hey, keep stacking those numbers on a screen! Maybe—just maybe—by 2050, you’ll be able to afford a McChicken. 🍔😂

Tell me, Pi believers, when moon? Or are we just stuck in orbit forever? 🚀🌍💀

#PiNetwork #HopiumFarmers #NotAnInvestment #PonziOrPatience #WakeUpPiHolders