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Friends, it's time to forget about boring mining farms! Meet the revolutionary technology – the chip - idris, which mines cryptocurrency right from your body!
Imagine: you are lying on the couch, watching a series, while your body is diligently mining #idris . No more worrying about electricity bills or fan noise – your own body becomes a powerful mining farm!
How does it work? It's simple:
The chip is implanted under the skin (don't worry, it's almost painless, like a mosquito bite).
It uses your energy for complex calculations required for mining.
The more you move, the more you mine #idris! So, if you want to become a crypto millionaire, get ready for a marathon!
You can exchange #idris for any goods and services. For example, for an extra portion of sleep, or for the opportunity to skip work.
Of course, there are some side effects:
You may feel a slight tingling at the implantation site.
Sometimes you may have an uncontrollable urge to dance – that's your body mining extra crypto.
Your friends may start to envy your crypto wealth.
Together we will make mining accessible for everyone!