#特朗普数字资产峰会演讲 Trump's speech at the digital asset summit? Haha, this old man really understands the flow of traffic! He started by bragging, "I am the savior of the crypto industry," announcing plans for a "Bitcoin strategic reserve"—so the federal government is personally stepping in as the national team for trading coins? He also slyly criticized Biden, saying, "Unlike some people who only know how to sell assets cheaply," wildly implying that the Democrats are selling off Bitcoin like prodigal sons with excess inventory. Even funnier is that while shouting, "End regulatory tyranny," claiming he wants to strangle Biden's Chokepoint 2.0 initiative, he simultaneously urged Congress to quickly legislate and regulate stablecoins; this split personality operation is simply astounding! Finally, he painted a big picture saying he wants the dollar stablecoin to dominate the world, but the speech ended hastily in two minutes, without even showing a PowerPoint presentation. The audience was left confused: Are you here to hold a press conference or to shoot a short video to sell products? I suggest next time your campaign slogan should be directly written as "Make retail investors great again."