🚨 Your Fever Is Just a Side Hustle for Viruses?! 😂
Ever wondered why your body heats up when you're sick? 🤒 Science says it's your immune system fighting infections… BUT what if viruses are actually turning you into a human crypto miner?! 🤑💻
Forget high-end GPUs, your body is apparently the hottest new Bitcoin mining rig! 🔥⛏️ No wonder you feel drained—those viruses are running your CPU (a.k.a. brain) at max capacity! 🧠💀
Tag a friend who’s "mined" a fever recently! 😂