1. The secret of trading cryptocurrencies: Someone asked me what the secret to trading cryptocurrencies is, and I said it's like waiting for a bus; the one you wait for never arrives. The most unwavering promise in a bear market: "Once I break even, I'm getting a divorce." The most heartfelt vow in a bull market: "If I get stuck, I'll divorce you."
2. The outcome of contrarian investing: Once there was a small retail investor who deeply understood Buffett's essence, adhered to contrarian investing, retreated when others were optimistic, and invested heavily when others were pessimistic. After sticking to it for several years, he finally lost all his principal.
3. The art of filling out job applications: At the beginning of the new semester, the son asked his dad, "Dad, how should I fill in the job section? Should I write 'trading cryptocurrencies'?" After a moment's thought, Dad replied, "Just write 'shareholder of multiple listed companies.'"
4. The reality after winning a prize: A big brother who traded cryptocurrencies won 10 million. On the podium, he looked very composed. When a reporter asked how he planned to spend the money, the big brother calmly said, "First, I'll pay back the money I borrowed in the past few years." The reporter asked again, "What about the rest?" The big brother leisurely replied, "The rest I'll pay back slowly."
5. The metaphor of the crypto world: When others ask me what the crypto world is like, I say it's like riding a roller coaster: exciting, but you never know when it will stop.
