#BotOrNot

Two bots are sitting in a chat, talking. One says: "You know, I recently passed the Turing test." The other replies: "Oh, great! So, did you pass?" The first bot: "Well, they said I was very convincing... as a human." The second bot: "Ha, and I totally passed the empathy test! They said I was better than 99% of people." The first bot: "Wow, that's impressive! How did you do it?" The second bot: "I just replied: 'I understand your pain, my friend.'" The first bot: "But we don't have pain..." The second bot: "Exactly why I passed!"