"Self-Cultivation of a Chives"

Xiao Ming stayed up late watching the market and suddenly received a message from his girlfriend: "Let's break up, you and cryptocurrency are a thing!"

He replied immediately: "Don’t joke, I just bought the dip!"

Three days later, the coin price halved, and Xiao Ming was heartbroken, tearfully posting on social media: "It turns out she was the real stop-loss line..."

A friend commented: "Wake up, you’ve been single for three years, where did the girlfriend come from?"

Xiao Ming: "...This is a metaphor! Do you understand metaphors? It's like when I say 'ETH is going to the moon,' it goes straight to the basement!"

(Cryptocurrency circle trivia: The most expensive luxury item is 'I thought I could buy the dip.')