$BTC

Bought Bitcoin at the top? Idiot.

Sold it before it mooned? Bigger idiot.

Held through a 90% crash? Diamond-handed idiot.

Crypto is just a bunch of people yelling “HODL” while secretly panic-selling. One minute, you're a future millionaire. The next, you're explaining to your mom why you can’t afford rent because "the blockchain is down."