1️⃣ Elon: “Doge to the moon!” 🚀
Trump: “Markets to the ground!” 📉
Crypto traders: confused screaming 😵💫
2️⃣ Elon pumps Dogecoin 🐶🚀
Trump dumps the stock market 📉😅
Crypto traders: “Can we get a break?” 😭
3️⃣ Elon: “I might buy Bitcoin.”
Trump: “I might cause a recession.”
Markets: rollercoaster intensifies 🎢😂
4️⃣ Elon tweets, market pumps 📈🚀
Trump speaks, market dumps 📉💥
Traders: “Is this a strategy or a comedy show?” 🤡
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