【Chive Survival Guide: How to Lie Flat Elegantly While the Scythe Swings】
Recently, the "big sale" happening in the crypto world has truly opened the eyes of retail investors. Account balances are dropping faster than a dieter's weight, and the traditional skill of exchanges pulling the plug is barely keeping up with the speed of liquidations. But don't panic, this is just the carefully orchestrated "black humor" of the big players—after all, without a river of blood in the K-line, where would the fresh chives come from to drink with?
Looking at the screen full of -50% declines, some "analysts" have started selling their ancestral mysticism: the script from three years ago is about to repeat itself! What they conveniently forget is that those who successfully bottomed out back then have enough grass on their graves to feed three alpacas now. Nowadays, these worthless coins that have fallen below their issue price are less of a value pit and more of a funding graveyard.
Here’s a clear path for the spot traders: since you’ve already been trapped as shareholders, why not uninstall the app and go move bricks at a construction site? Wait until the day when the crypto big shots find a new story to tell, and maybe you can resurrect like a zombie. Remember, as long as you don’t cut losses, the big players can’t cut you—how perfect is that quantum entanglement!
Contract warriors can engage in some performance art by adjusting their leverage to 0.5 times to experience "Buddhist gambling". However, it’s recommended to prioritize coins with names that include "dog, pig, shit", as these project teams usually tweet a three-day notice before running off, which can be considered the last bit of warmth in the crypto world.
When everyone is discussing the "death of the bull", don’t forget the scythes are sharpening, preparing for a new script. After all, without the temptation of a deep V, where would the fresh chives come to take over? Remember the first law of the crypto world: the louder the call of "don’t run, fellow townsfolk", the cooler the big players' net collection stance. Let’s brew some tea and watch the big shots perform, after all, watching others lose money is way more interesting than making money yourself～
