🎬 "Babe, Stop Thinking About Crypto… Let’s Just Watch a Movie!" 🍿😂

📉 Me: Checking charts, setting alerts, calculating risk-to-reward ratios…

📈 Market: Pumping, dumping, faking breakouts…

💖 Her: "Just pick a movie and relax!"

But let’s be real… How can I relax when the market is moving like a thriller? 🎭😂

🎥 The Movie:

Genre: Suspense, Drama, Unexpected Twists

Title: "The Liquidation Zone" 💀

Plot: A trader ignores his girlfriend’s request, keeps watching the charts, and accidentally shorts the breakout… 🫠

Moral of the story? Sometimes, you gotta hit pause on the charts before the market liquidates your relationship too! 💀📉

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