Hacker Launders 1.4 Billion USD! 5 Major Dark Secrets Exposed in the Crypto World: Exchanges Left Bare, DEXs Making Easy Money, Retail Investors Crying in the Bathroom!

Brothers and sisters, this time it's really not a false alarm! The aftermath of the 1.4 billion USD ETH theft is more surreal than a movie — hackers laundered money and fled in 10 days, and the crypto world was left with nothing! This isn't just theft; it's like giving the entire crypto world a 'full-body CT scan'!

DEXs Crazy for Traffic: Is Decentralization Really the Savior?

As soon as the centralized exchanges face a crisis, the trading volume of Uniswap and PancakeSwap shoots up by 40%! Retail investors are cursing while escaping, but the Gas fees on DEXs skyrocket to a point where even their mothers wouldn't recognize them, and new vulnerabilities in smart contracts are being exposed… Folks suddenly realize: 'Turns out decentralization is even more ruthless in harvesting retail investors!'

The Biggest Winner Turns Out to Be a Money Laundering Tool? THORChain Rakes in Huge Profits

Hackers laundered a whopping 5.9 billion USD in trading volume, giving THORChain a free 5.5 million USD in fees! The project team pretends to be innocent, while secretly laughing like pigs: 'This wave of dark traffic is something you can't buy even with 1.4 billion!' Retail investors angrily shout: 'Does this mean project teams have to find hackers as accomplices to get popular in the future?'

Regulatory Hammer is on the Way: Is Anonymity Coins Doomed?

SEC chairman tweeted overnight: 'This is the price of decentralization!' The U.S. Congress quickly accelerated the 'Cryptocurrency Anti-Money Laundering Act', causing Monero and Zcash to plummet by 15%! Old players in the crypto world lament: 'Hackers are digging their own graves, and we all go down with them!'

Retail Investor Faith Crumbles: Buy the Dip or Run Away?

ETH plummeted by 23%, some went all in shouting 'once in a lifetime', while more people cried while cutting losses: 'Hackers aren’t caught, exchanges don’t compensate, and I won’t buy even if it drops to 1000!' An analyst sharply pointed out: 'ETH's market cap evaporated by 30 billion, while hackers only stole 1.4 billion — who’s really dumping the price?'

Magical Reality Live on the Chain:

👉 Hacker's address still has 0 frozen funds, provocatively running naked on the chain

👉 Bybit offers a reward of 140 million USD for capture, mocked as 'using users' money to catch thieves'

👉 Binance's Zhao Changpeng spoke cryptically: 'So we insist on 100% reserves'

Final Blow:

This epic black swan has stripped away all the veils of the crypto world —

The 'safety' of exchanges is a fairy tale, the 'freedom' of DEXs is a sickle, the 'protection' of regulation is shackles, and the 'faith' of retail investors is ultimately just a bubble. #芝商所将推出SOL期货