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Donald Trump speaks at a press conference:
— I want peace all over the world! But only on my terms.
A journalist asks:
— And what are your terms, Mr. Trump?
— Well, first of all, all countries must write on their flags: "Made in the USA."
— And secondly?
— Secondly, all world leaders must like my tweets. If someone misses out — that will be considered a declaration of war.
— And that's it?
— Well, I will also impose tariffs. On everything. Even on the air that other countries breathe. Want to breathe? Pay up! And if someone doesn’t pay, I'll send them a bill for "using the Earth's atmosphere."
Journalist:
— And what if someone disagrees?
Trump:
— Then I will impose a tariff on their discontent. And another tariff for not wanting to pay the first tariff. And so on indefinitely.
Journalist:
— But that's absurd!
Trump:
— Absurd? Great! Then I will impose a tariff on absurdity. 10% on every illogical decision. And you know what? I'm already getting rich just by talking about this!
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Donald Trump speaks at a press conference:
— I want peace all over the world! But only on my terms.
A journalist asks:
— And what are your terms, Mr. Trump?
— Well, first of all, all countries must write on their flags: "Made in the USA."
— And secondly?
— Secondly, all world leaders must like my tweets. If someone misses out — that will be considered a declaration of war.
— And that's it?
— Well, I will also impose tariffs. On everything. Even on the air that other countries breathe. Want to breathe? Pay up! And if someone doesn’t pay, I'll send them a bill for "using the Earth's atmosphere."
Journalist:
— And what if someone disagrees?
Trump:
— Then I will impose a tariff on their discontent. And another tariff for not wanting to pay the first tariff. And so on indefinitely.
Journalist:
— But that's absurd!
Trump:
— Absurd? Great! Then I will impose a tariff on absurdity. 10% on every illogical decision. And you know what? I'm already getting rich just by talking about this!
Support with a like and subscription)
$SOL
$XRP
$ADA
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