Reality is funnier than any meme#TRUMP

Yesterday's briefing started with the words: "We are building the greatest crypto reserve, but no one knows what it is." When asked by a journalist about the plan to combat inflation, Trump suggested "printing more money, but more beautifully".

U.S. politics now resembles a speedrun in "Dictator Simulator," but we are holding on. We are waiting for him to accidentally sell Alaska back to Russia because "buying it was not the smartest decision."$BTC