The Understanding King’s Crypto Storm: Trump has now become the number one pump master in the crypto circle tonight!

Trump passionately declared late at night, 'Ensure that America becomes the world’s cryptocurrency capital,' and the crypto world immediately started a magical dance party:

✅ $BTC performs a wondrous display in place

✅ $SOL $ADA change careers overnight to become firecrackers

✅ Only the family of #ODINFUN quietly wipes their tears in the corner

🎯 Now please enjoy the annual grand performance 'The Understanding King’s Economics':

When the price rises → Trump is wise and powerful

When the price falls → It’s all the manipulators' fault

Horizontal banner: Schrödinger's Understanding King Economics

(Strongly suggest the SEC establish the Trump Studies Institute overnight)

The frontline reporter sends a soul-searching question:

Is the MAGA hat being used as a signal light for trading coins? Or is there a mining machine hidden in Mar-a-Lago digging for Dogecoin? Insiders reveal the truth: 'It’s probably just that the retail investors found a new excuse to gamble again.' Finally, I want to ask, does OdinFun still have a springtime?