The Bybit Heist: North Korea Just Speedran a Billion-Dollar Crypto Robbery

Imagine waking up, checking your portfolio, and realizing that someone yeeted $1.5 billion out of a major exchange overnight. That’s exactly what happened to Bybit, which just got hit by one of the biggest hacks in crypto history.

And guess who’s allegedly behind it? North Korea. Yep, the Lazarus Group, the same cyber villains responsible for robbing more crypto projects than you’ve probably held in your wallet, struck again.

Bybit users? They’re currently in copium mode, waiting for refunds while the stolen funds get washed through blockchain tumblers like dirty laundry.


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Justin Sun vs. The SEC: A Soap Opera With a Crypto Twist

Justin Sun, the Tron founder known for buying literally anything (like lunch with Warren Buffett), is now in negotiation mode with the SEC. Why? Because they accused him of market manipulation and shady token sales.
Now, both parties are in talks to settle. The SEC probably wants a massive fine, and Justin probably wants to launch another meme coin to pay for it.

♨️Lessons learned: If you’re gonna create a crypto empire, maybe don’t make it so obvious when you’re playing market-maker chess.


Donald Trump and the MEME Act: U.S. Government Says No More Shitcoins


Picture this: A former U.S. president launches a meme coin, and now Congress is like, wait, we need to regulate this circus.

Rep. Sam Liccardo just introduced the MEME as a bill aimed at preventing government officials and their families from launching or endorsing cryptocurrencies.

Translation: No more TrumpCoin, BidenBucks, or PelosiPumps.

♨️Prediction: This bill is about to be the most ignored legislation in history because, let’s be real—memecoins are like cockroaches. They survive everything.

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investors have been on a rollercoaster lately, with BTC flying high before tumbling below $90K. Why?

〽️ ETFs are dumping like a dude selling his bags after a 10x.

〽️U.S.-China tensions are making markets jittery.

〽️The usual buy the dip?or is this a rug? internal crisis.

♨️Alpha tip: Just HODL. Or sell. Or maybe flip it for a dog coin. Whatever makes your portfolio cry less.

South Korea vs. Crypto: Regulations Incoming 💯


South Korea just announced they’ll be regulating cross-border crypto transactions by 2025. Why? Because 80% of foreign exchange crimes in Korea involve crypto.

Translation: If you thought moving funds across chains was a pain before, wait until the regulators pull out the KYC megaphone.

🔱What this means: If you’re a crypto trader in Korea, start practicing your game I swear not laundering money 📵speech now.

OpenSea Wins vs. SEC, While Do Kwon Gets Extradited

🔆OpenSea “ The SEC just dropped its investigation into OpenSea, meaning the NFT marketplace dodged a regulatory bullet. For now.

⁉️ Do Kwon L🔆 The Terraform Labs founder (AKA the guy behind the $40B Luna crash) just got shipped to the U.S. for trial. If convicted, his next bull run will be behind bars.

Final Take: Crypto is Still the Wild

Hacks, lawsuits, meme coin chaos, and a market that moves like a caffeine-addicted toddlers”crypto never gets boring.

If you’re re here for financial stability, you might be in the wrong game. But if you’re here for the madness, the memes, and maybe some profit, welcome to Web3.

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