Jack Dorsey is Satoshi? Sure, and Elon Musk just didn’t feel like coding 🤷♂️
The hunt for Bitcoin’s creator never stops, and the latest theory? Jack Dorsey—yes, the Twitter guy. He even showed up at the Super Bowl wearing a SATOSHI t-shirt. Subtle.
📌 The (questionable) evidence: 🔹 Dorsey used to code late at night (like half of Silicon Valley). 🔹 Bitcoin’s first transaction happened on his mom’s birthday, and mining stopped on his dad’s (totally not a stretch). 🔹 He used Linux in college. (And?) 🔹 Some Bitcoin files were allegedly created at 4 AM—which proves… absolutely nothing.
Dorsey denies everything but adds: "Even if I were Satoshi, I wouldn’t admit it." Right. That’s exactly what Satoshi would say.
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