"Miner's Home Economics"

"Honey, our electric meter is spinning faster than a circus fire ring!" My wife chased me to the basement with the electricity bill. I kicked down the buzzing mining machine, and the 18 graphics cards collectively made a fart-like whine.

Since I changed my career to Bitcoin miners, my family has successfully achieved a transformation in the energy structure: the air conditioning WIFI of all the neighbors in the building has changed its name to "mining", and even the auntie at the pancake stall downstairs uses residual heat to make pancakes. Last month's electricity bill was enough to buy half a perpetual motion machine. The property management said that the cable entering my home was so hot that it could fry soft-boiled eggs.

Yesterday, the neighborhood committee conducted a surprise inspection and thought I was working on an intercontinental missile silo. The most amazing thing is that my son wrote an essay "My Dad": "Dad said he was maintaining the blockchain, but I only saw Mom hanging bacon on the balcony every day..."

This morning, the community suddenly lost power, and the whole building was filled with wails. I hugged the hot mining machine and burst into tears: It turned out that all the neighbors in the building secretly connected to my home switch! At this moment, we have reached the first decentralized consensus in history - whoever pulls my plug is a dog!