《The Fantastical Conversations of Cryptocurrency Customer Service》

"Hello, this is the Customer Service of the Chives Station Exchange, employee number 9527 at your service."

"Why did my SHIB in the account turn into SHIT?"

"Sir, don't panic, this is the decentralized automatic correction system upgrading; we call this DeFi-style spelling freedom."

"Then why did my Bitcoin wallet show 'withdrawal freedom' last night?"

"That's the new 'withdrawal free fall' feature developed by the exchange, automatically activating the faith bungee mode when holding positions overnight."

"What about the 'decentralized storage' mentioned in your announcement?"

"The technicians indeed took the servers to Sanya for a centralized vacation; we guarantee his escape route is fully open and transparent across the network."

"What does contract liquidation mean?"

"Dear, this is a new feature of the blockchain 3.0 era—human-machine joint harvesting, when the system detects