Just In :- In just one month:

• Two presidents allegedly rekt us with their token.

• #Vitalik is identifying as a communist (?!)

• 90% of the #altcoins in the market are down

• A goblin named Hayden farmed the hell out of everyone for allegedly $200-300m +

• The founder of Venmo allegedly rekt everyone with his coin that went to 0.

• Dave Portnoy Pump and Dumps at least 5 tokens

• Tier 2 celebrities launching and rugging their own coin on a daily basis.

• #solana dropped 50% as two of its biggest platforms took a ton of heat.

• One of the biggest centralized exchanges, #bybit , was hacked for $1.4 billion.

And then my wife asks me why I look stressed? 😵‍💫