• "I invested in $TRUMP Coin... now I'm waiting for it to build a wall around my profits!"

• "My $TRUMP Coin portfolio is either going to the moon or getting audited. There's no in-between."

• "Why did the $TRUMP Coin price go down? It said 'You're FIRED' to all the buyers."

• "TRUMP Coin: Making cryptocurrency great again... or at least trying to."

• "Checking my Trump Coin balance is like watching a political debate: constantly going up and down, and leaving me with a headache."

• "My Trump Coin strategy is simple: buy high, sell low... just like the stock market used to be before this coin."

• "Trump Coin is so volatile, it makes Bitcoin look like a savings account."

• "Heard Trump Coin is planning a new feature: tweeting directly from your wallet to the Fed."

• "Trump Coin's whitepaper is just 140 characters long... and written in all caps."

• "Trump Coin's blockchain is totally secure. Nobody can hack it... except maybe Russia. Just kidding! (Probably.)"

• "Liberals hate Trump Coin, conservatives love it, and my accountant is just really, really confused."

• "Investing in Trump Coin is the only way to make America pay for my wall."