$ETH "I bought Ethereum to fund my dream of opening a llama farm. Now I’m so broke, I’ve started naming the pigeons outside my apartment ‘Llama 1’ and ‘Llama 2.’ My mom says I’m ‘financially creative,’ which is just parent-speak for ’ I even tried mining ETH with my toaster—turns out, it just burns bread. My portfolio’s so down, I’ve started using it as a motivational tool: ‘If I can survive this, I can survive anything.’ Still holding, though. One day, I’ll have my llamas. Until then, it’s me and the pigeons. 🦙😂"