OUR DESTINATION IS THE MOON 🌕

As crypto investors, our destination is always the moon—except, one day, we took it a little too literally. It all started when a group of us, celebrating a massive Bitcoin rally, were chatting about how our portfolios were finally “going to the moon.” One of us, in a drunken moment of inspiration, blurted out, “Why not make it happen?” So, we pooled our profits from Bitcoin, Dogecoin, and some obscure meme coin we swore would “explode” soon, and decided to buy a rocket.

We found a dubious space startup in a Telegram group (of course), and after some questionable due diligence, we were ready. “To the moon!” we cheered, strapping ourselves into a rocket labeled “HODL Express.” No space suits, no training—just pure crypto optimism.

Miraculously, the rocket launched, and we blasted off. As we looked out the window at Earth shrinking away, we realized we had no plan for how to return. But we figured, “Hey, if we can make a fortune off Dogecoin, we can figure this out.”

By the time NASA even noticed, we’d already planted our “HODL” flag on the moon. The tweet from NASA read: “Crypto investors beat us to it... guess we'll airdrop them some moon dust!”

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