Hello everyone, this is the cryptocurrency joke teller and professional analyst (referred to as "Coin Expert"), I will show you the magical market of Bitcoin today!
Today’s hot news: Bulls and bears battle, is the dog dealer making trouble again?
1. Standard Chartered Bank said: “Bitcoin reaching 200,000 is not a dream!”
Standard Chartered Bank analyst Geoffrey Kendrick continues to "poison" BTC, saying that this weekend (February 15-16) is a turning point in the bear market, citing reasons including the U.S. Treasury yield falling below 4.5%, ETF fund inflow expectations, and even the "Giffen Goods" theory (the higher the price, the more leeks want to buy). However, leeks said: "You should first let BTC stand at $100,000!"
2. ETF capital inflows become a lifeline
Institutional investors seem to be itching to pay for their wallets again. Market rumors say that the inflow of ETF funds on Monday may help BTC break through the psychological barrier of 100,000. But the reality is that BTC has been bouncing around 96,000 today, as if to say, "Help me up, I can still play dead."
3. Regulatory storm re-emerges
The U.S. Senate confirmed Bitcoin advocate Howard Lutnick to a key position. The market speculated that regulation might become friendlier, but before the specific policies are implemented, everyone is still trembling with fear.
Today’s price trend: Bulls and bears tug of war, $100,000 becomes the “metaphysical threshold”
- Opening price: approximately US$96,200 (data source: OKX, LiteFinance).
- Intraday volatility: It tried to hit 97,000 in the early trading, but was slapped back to 95,000 by the bears. In the afternoon, it lay flat around 96,000, as if imitating salted fish.
- Technical signals:
- RSI is neutral (41.83), neither overbought nor oversold, and the market has entered "Buddha mode".
- Moving averages are collectively in a bad state: the 50-day and 100-day moving averages are all green (SELL), and only the 200-day moving average stubbornly shows a BUY signal, as if saying: "Hold on for the long term, don't panic!".
- Closing forecast: There is a high probability that it will close at a doji around 96,000. Today’s market can be summarized in four words – “invalid fluctuations”.
Price prediction for tomorrow: a breakout or continued playing dead?
According to various intelligence sources (and metaphysics), the following scenario may unfold tomorrow:
1. Optimistic scenario: If ETF funds suddenly take off, BTC will break through $100,000 in one fell swoop, aiming directly at $102,500 (the resistance level selected by Standard Chartered Bank). At that time, the entire network will be filled with messages like: "Bull is back, come back quickly!"
2. Pessimistic scenario: If $100,000 continues to be the "metaphysical ceiling", short sellers may take the opportunity to dump the market and test the support level of $95,000. The leeks will tweet with tears in their eyes: "Dog dealer, return the money!"
3. The script of the joke: BTC draws an electrocardiogram between 96,000 and 98,000 for a day, and the exchange takes the opportunity to harvest contract fees. After the long and short positions are doubled, an announcement is issued: "Market fluctuations are normal, and users are advised to invest rationally."
Blogger Friendly Reminder
- Short-term players: keep an eye on $100,000. If it breaks through, you can buy with a light position. If it falls below $95,000, stop loss (don’t ask me why, the answer is “discipline”).
- Long-term believers: Ignore the noise and silently say "hold on to win", after all, Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase both said that BTC can reach 200,000 in 2025 (although they also said last year that it could go to the moon).
- Spectators: Get your melon seeds and cola ready, watching the fight between bulls and bears is more exciting than watching TV series!
Finally, remember the truth of the cryptocurrency world: if it goes up, it’s called a pattern; if it goes down, it’s called value investment; if it goes back to zero, it’s called “contributing to the development of blockchain.” See you tomorrow!
(Disclaimer: The above content contains a lot of subjective speculation and jokes. Investment is risky, so be cautious when investing.)