#FTXrepayment "The Wild Ride of Crypto Investing"

Investing in crypto is like adopting a pet dragon. One day, it breathes fire and makes you rich; the next, it burns your savings. You wake up feeling like a financial genius, then go to bed questioning all your life choices.

“Buy the dip!” they say—except the dip keeps dipping. “HODL!” they scream—meanwhile, your portfolio resembles a rollercoaster designed by a mad scientist.

But hey, at least you get free entertainment! Stocks are boring; crypto is a reality show with daily plot twists. Buckle up, fellow degens—Lambo or ramen, we ride!