This damn market really makes me worry to death! Right now, the trend is like a headless fly buzzing around, making it impossible for me to come up with a decent trading plan. Let me light a cigarette and sort through this mess:

1. That old fox Trump just said he's going to issue a coin, and the whole circle shot up like it's been injected with adrenaline. But the next day, his wife came out with an eye-watering NFT, damn! It directly disgusted the market to the point of vomiting up last night's dinner, dragging the market down the toilet for two weeks.

2. Just when I was about to digest the spoiled food from Trump's house, that crazy president of Argentina, Milei, jumped out to issue a coin. Are these politicians collectively on drugs? Is there an addiction to issuing coins? Now the market feels like it's been fed two expired sandwiches in a row, collapsed in the bathroom, rolling its eyes.

3. I heard that the Treasury's TGA account is going to open the floodgates on the 22nd, but don't celebrate too early! This water has to flood Wall Street's bastards first before it can flow into our crypto circle. Whether it will be a deluge of wealth or a catastrophic flood, who the hell knows!

4. SOL is currently playing the game of Schrödinger's unlock—760 million tokens locked up is scarier than being unlocked. When the unlocking day actually comes, whether it's bad news being fully priced in or the beginning of a crash will depend on how many chips are left in the dealer's pants. If you ask me, these bastards are playing Russian roulette with the gun loaded with five bullets!

5. The most ideal scenario? Of course, a guillotine wave at the beginning of March, smashing out a golden pit that allows people to confidently buy the dip. If the market continues to be half-dead and sideways, I'll have to use a microscope to pick out trading signals from the 15-minute chart—damn, what's the difference between that and picking up cigarette butts to smoke?

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