$BTC The Rollercoaster You Didn’t Pay For 🎢

Investing in Bitcoin is like dating a supermodel who occasionally disappears for weeks and then comes back richer. One minute, you're on top of the world, bragging to your friends about your gains. The next, you're crying into your ramen noodles, wondering if you should have just bought a sandwich instead.

It’s the only thing that can make you feel like a genius and an idiot within the same hour. But hey, at least you didn’t invest in Beanie Babies, right?

Remember, HODL isn’t just a strategy—it’s a lifestyle. And if all else fails, just tell people you "believe in the technology." Sounds smart every time.