This damn dog coin is back again!

Who would have thought that DOGE would still make a stir in 2025? Let's talk about that damn ETF expectation - Bloomberg analyst Eric Balchunas seriously said "a Dogecoin ETF will eventually appear", damn it! Bitcoin ETF just found its footing, and those Wall Street vampires are eager to put financial shackles on meme coins. But then again, it’s only logical; why not scam the retail investors out of their money?

The price trend is a prime example of magical realism. On February 15, it suddenly soared to $0.27856, with a daily increase of 3.2% looking impressive, but upon closer inspection, the trading volume was only 2 billion; isn't this just the house having a good time? The funniest part is that some analysts predict an explosive rise in April and a peak in August - as if they are speaking the truth, haven’t these people been slapped for predicting Bitcoin would hit 100,000 last year?

The expansion of application scenarios is even more darkly humorous. Now even strip clubs in Las Vegas are starting to accept DOGE, and that old fellow Musk is once again posting Shiba Inu memes on Twitter. If you ask me, these "real-world applications" are just gilding the casino economy; does anyone actually think people use this stuff to buy coffee? Don’t make me laugh!

The most ironic part is the SEC's regulation of this drama. The new management is rumored to be easing restrictions, but look at the top 10% of addresses controlling 87% of the circulation; is this what you call decentralization? The regulators are probably going to put on a show and hold a few hearings, but in the end, it won't stop the big players from continuing to harvest the retail investors. If you ask me, this wave of Dogecoin madness is just a collective hallucination after the crypto market took some drugs; everyone buckle up and get ready for a crazier roller coaster ride!