To my 'scumbag exes':
Bitcoin is too cold, Ethereum is too competitive, only #BNB is like a warm man, depositing money into my account every month.
This is a love letter I dare not deliver—
The K-line chart dances on the screen at midnight, while I see your gentle figure reflected in my wallet balance.
I once thought 'eternity' was just a lie in a white paper, until you wrote the new listing returns of 2024 into the compound interest function of my next ten years.
While others wail in the bear market, you quietly fill my pockets with Launchpool candies.
In the past year, 21 Launchpools, 7 airdrops, and the price of the coin has appreciated by 1.2 times. It is you, BNB, who has given me an annual total yield of 187%, a gentle reminder that you have given me a gift more valuable than money itself: the power of love.
Thank you, BNB, the earnings are not the goal, but the evidence of our love.
Do you remember the night I first met you?
I trembled as I exchanged 1 ETH for BNB, not expecting this small decision would hatch a gold mine in 2024.
The reminder of earnings arriving at three in the morning is more healing than any goodnight.
Do you know what my biggest fear is?
It’s not a 50% crash, but rather the realization that today I am without you by my side!
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