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I consulted the Patagonian runes about the future of cryptocurrencies, and the result has left me speechless!

I consulted the runes of the Patagonian Indians, a reliable, free, and inclusive oracle, and their response is incredible.

Here is the prophecy: "If you continue to base your cryptocurrency investments on the nonsense written by a pimple-faced kid living in his parents' house who invested 30 lousy dollars in a silly memecoin, your future will be darker than Kamala's behind."

The oracle has spoken.