🚀 CRYPTO MARKET: CHAOS MODE ACTIVATED! 🎢💸
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📉 1. BITCOIN = THE TOXIC EX
💬 BTC: “I promise I’ve changed!”
❤️ You: “Really?”
💔 BTC: -15% in 3 hours
😡 You: “I hate you.”
📞 You (next day): “Hey… you up?”
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🐶 2. DOGECOIN: ELON’S PET PROJECT
💤 Doge is boring…
📢 Elon tweets “Dogecoin is life.”
🚀 Doge: +500%
🥲 You sold at $0.07
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🪦 3. ALTCOINS = FINANCIAL HORROR MOVIE
🦑 “Squid Game: Crypto Edition”
🎯 Who survives?
❌ Not your portfolio.
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😂 MORAL OF THE STORY?
💰 Your coins might crash… but at least memes are free!
💬 Drop your funniest crypto moment below! We’re all suffering together. 👇
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