#USBitcoinReserves 🚨 BREAKING: The U.S. has more Bitcoin than your favorite whale! 🐳💰
Turns out, Uncle Sam isn’t just collecting taxes… he’s stacking BTC bags too! 🇺🇸📦💎
📊 U.S. Bitcoin Reserves:Over $13.7 BILLION worth of BTC! 😳💸
👮 How? Seized from criminals, hackers & shady deals (RIP Silk Road funds).
🎭 Plot Twist: The government HODLs better than most traders!
Now the real question—Will the U.S. diamond-hand it or dump on us all? 🤔
Drop your predictions below! ⬇️🚀📉
