🚨 CRYPTO IN FREE FALL! 🚨
🔥What to do?🔥
🎲 Call Donald Trump –
He will say it's all fake news and announce TrumpCoin, guaranteed by his ego.
🚀 Call Elon Musk –
He can tweet “Crypto is awesome” and make everything skyrocket… or sell his and leave us in the lurch.
👵 Call your grandma –
Listen to “You Should Have Invested in Land!” and realize that she knows more about finances than you do.
