1: Release $TRUMP
Sucks liquidity out of all alts, allows world liberty fi to buy cheap $ETH.
2: Release #MELANIA
Dumps all alts, allows world liberty fi to buy cheap $ETH.
3: Announce Tarrif’s
Causes liquidation cascade in an already weak alt coin market, allows world liberty fi to buy cheap $ETH.
4: Calls of Tarrif’s
Bags have been filled.
5: Announce strategic reserve
Screwing knows what’s in this, probably world liberty fi bags amongst other shit.
6: Start bull posting $ETH
The Trump family are the world’s best KOLs.
7: Create Orange run
Like a golden run but instead orange because it’s orchestrated by the orange man.
8: Mog coded
I don’t know why I added this here, for the culture I guess.
