$trump is in the Solana ecosystem, everyone is buying it while he buys $eth

🚨 WARNING: WE ARE TESTING OUR FINANCIAL SANITY! 🚨

We are buying $TRUMP. Trump is buying $ETH. Can someone explain to me what the hell is going on?

As a true memecoin warrior, I bought back in at 26.50, but here I am, stuck at 26.01, staring at the screen as if my mental strength would move this crap up. Why won't it go up?!

Is it bad luck? Is it stupidity? Or have we finally reached peak crypto insanity?

If Trump is buying Ethereum, are we in the crypto version of an episode of Black Mirror, where the only certainty is chaos and volatility?

Share your pain. Or your glory. Or just laugh at our collective misfortune.

⚠️ This is a satirical text! The characters mentioned are fictional and based on readings from other articles. Really? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡