"My 98-year-old grandma unlocked the Alpha password with her dentures"

Grandma ranked last in the tablet calligraphy class at the senior university

But she became the Base chain Gas War champion

She used her pension to buy a Shiba Inu avatar

It was forwarded by Meme Godfather Cobie

Now the whole family is forced to learn the "gm" morning culture

Her latest tweet:

"Grandson thieves, stop relying on your parents

My $BONE tokens are enough to buy a nursing home

But I want to keep ETH to participate in the next $PEPE airdrop"

#pepe