"My 98-year-old grandma unlocked the Alpha password with her dentures"
Grandma ranked last in the tablet calligraphy class at the senior university
But she became the Base chain Gas War champion
She used her pension to buy a Shiba Inu avatar
It was forwarded by Meme Godfather Cobie
Now the whole family is forced to learn the "gm" morning culture
Her latest tweet:
"Grandson thieves, stop relying on your parents
My $BONE tokens are enough to buy a nursing home
But I want to keep ETH to participate in the next $PEPE airdrop"