1️⃣ Why did the crypto trader break up? 💔📉
Because their relationship had too many dips! 😂📉🚀
2️⃣ What’s a Bitcoin’s favorite type of music? 🎵🎧
Blockchain Beats! 🔗🎶💃
3️⃣ Why don’t crypto investors ever get lost? 🗺️🤔
Because they always follow the trend lines! 📈📊😂
4️⃣ Why did the Ethereum smart contract go to therapy? 🛑⚖️
It had too many trust issues! 🤯😆
5️⃣ What do you call a crypto investor who lost everything? 🏚️😭
A HODLer on hard mode! 💎🙌😂
Keep HODLing and stay decentralized! 🚀🌕🔥
