👇 Want to experience the thrill of asset evaporation? We will teach you how to use top-notch techniques to lose money overnight!
STEP 1️⃣
🔥 Open long positions with high leverage!
When BTC broke through its all-time high and major Vs shouted "To the moon", they decisively pledged their entire assets to open orders with a 100x increase!
⚠️ When the system prompts "The forced liquidation price is only 0.3% away", please silently say: "Pin? There is no such thing!"
🎉 Congratulations on unlocking the "bankruptcy mode". The exchange will considerately charge a 300% liquidation fee!
STEP 2️⃣
🐶 All in Dogcoin!
I found the "Shiba Inu Coin" which was just launched for 5 minutes in the Telegram group. The white paper says "Empowering the dog chain ecosystem with AI + Metaverse". Is the founder's portrait a photoshopped photo of Satoshi Nakamoto?
💸 Go all in now! You will witness:
00:00 Opening price surges 5000%
00:05 Scientists evacuate the pool
00:07 The contract is locked by rug pull
00:10 The official website of the token turns into a pornographic advertisement
STEP 3️⃣
🤖 Believe in an unknown exchange!
Recharge the last 100,000 U into the **"BiMian Trading Network"**, which has a name similar to Binance, and enjoy an annualized financial return of 3000%!
When the APP suddenly displays "System Maintenance", please be sure:
▫️ The customer service said "the boss is on vacation in Dubai" is the norm in the industry
▫️ The disappearance of on-chain transfer records is a quantum computer attack
▫️ Those who took to Weibo to defend their rights were all actors hired by competitors
STEP 4️⃣
👑 Kneeling and licking the KOL!
At 3 a.m., I waited for a master who led orders to broadcast live. When he yelled, "The warehouse is full and empty! The dog dealer is going to crash the market," please immediately:
▫️ Pawn my wife's LV bag for additional margin
▫️ Scold all the "silly bulls" in the community
▫️ Ignore the fact that this KOL’s fake account is insider trading
STEP 5️⃣
🎨 Take over the sky-high priced NFT!
When a monkey head is sold at 100 ETH, please buy it at the "last floor price" with passion, and you will gain:
✔️ After the project owner ran away with the money, Twitter changed its name to "Quit the Circle and Farm"
✔️ Never-fading JPG in your digital wallet
✔️ "Family heirlooms" that can never be put up on Opensea
🚨 The Ultimate Secret 🚨
When repeating the above steps, please be sure to:
✅ Turn off on-chain data monitoring
✅ Block all "black fans" who warn of risks
✅ Set "I'm not greedy, I'll stop when I've earned enough" as your phone screensaver
💥 Now, please save your last 1 yuan to buy a bun tomorrow.
(After all, this is your only investment that can maintain its value) 💥
#币圈生存手册 #从暴富到暴负 #链上韭菜的自我修养 💸$bnb
