Apparently, Melania’s hat was custom-made, just like their crypto jackpot. While small investors count their pennies and wonder how to pay for their next coffee, the Trump-Melania duo parades with the money freshly siphoned from this brilliant “financial work of art.” Apparently, it’s not just a hat they’re wearing, it’s a trophy symbolizing the naivety of those who believed in the miracle of meme coins.

Perhaps in the coming hours or days, decrees in favor of cryptocurrency will revive hope in a drifting market. But beyond all that, it’s time to ask the real question: what are these meme coins really for, apart from enriching their creators?

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