Brother, I’ve been thinking about investing in Trump Coin, but there’s this nagging fear, almost like it’s already sitting in my head, that the moment I step into it, my bad luck will mess things up for Trump Coin.
The way I’ve handled BIO COIN and SOLV COIN, it’s hilarious to even think about it—I can’t stop laughing at myself remembering those disasters.
Honestly, Trump Coin must be waiting for an investor like me because finding someone as “certified unlucky” as me is rare!
Whatever happens, I’ll have to act cautiously. But if I do invest, the owner of Trump Coin might end up Googling, “ways to ward off bad luck”!